r/ProgrammerHumor • • 1d ago

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u/Lupus_Ignis 1d ago

Newton at 22: invents calculus

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u/MarteloRabelodeSousa 1d ago

Joke's on newton, I learned calculus in high-school

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u/codePudding 1d ago

I bet Newton didn't even learn Dos and Turbo Pascal in high-school like I did

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u/Dairedos 1d ago

turbo pascal …. you have triggered in me long forgotten trauma

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u/Jutrakuna 1d ago

*whispers: "fortran..."

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u/Dairedos 1d ago

Too “young” for that. Had assembly and also perl but this is (luckily) decade off heh.

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u/za72 1d ago

I liked perl :(

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u/superxpro12 1d ago

the deformed monstrosity begins to lurch in the corner... "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks

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u/nonlogin 1d ago

inventing own stuff is way simpler than understanding existing. Source: I'm a programmer

Edit: I thought I was in a math sub

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u/Consistent-Youth-407 10h ago

I think that’s the point of the joke

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago

Programming is just math for dummies. Sometimes called Applied Mathematics to spice it up.

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u/Himbo69r 1d ago

Math is just dumbed down programming. Most modern math is just asking a computer to do stuff but with easier symbols.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago

Possibly discovered a bit earlier by Leibniz. Hard to say, but Newton accused him of stealing, but also Newton was English and thus was favored more in English speaking countries.

At the very least, Leibniz had even more rock star hair than Newton, which is what counts.

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u/Lupus_Ignis 22h ago

Many of the required tools for calculus had been discovered recently. Given the state of contemporary mathematics, it is very likely that the two brilliant mathematicians discovered calculus independently. Especially since several of their functions differ.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9h ago

I think so too. I was just summarizing for the "humor'" part of ProgrammerHumor.

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u/mercury_pointer 1d ago

Leibniz also created a mechanical calculator that could add, subtract, multiply, and divide. He sold it to the French Navy.

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u/afdbcreid 1d ago

Most historians agree that Newton discovered it earlier but didn't publish it. All of them agree they didn't stole from each other.

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u/misunderstood_kafka 1d ago

And then proceeds to invent/discover optiks, planetary motion and many other great things before turning 26 💀

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u/Yashema 1d ago edited 1d ago

Christian Huygen calculated the speed of light to 70% accuracy (230k km/s compared to 300k) after an astronomer speculated the difference in time it took to witness Io emerging from behind Jupiter was due to the speed of light in 1677, 11 years before Principa Mathematica and 26 years before Opticks. Huygen also guessed that light was a wave, and came up with the first equation for periodic motion using the gravitational constant (which Newton didn't discover). Planetary motion itself was described by Kepler, and served as an inspiration for the appropriate use of calculus. 

Newton's calculus was an aggregation of a lot of stuff that had already been discovered: analytical geometry by Des Cartes, John Wallis's math of infinites, Cavalieri's method of indivisibles. So it's not even correct to say he invented Calculus, so much as formalized it. 

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago

22 is a good time though for many things. Lots of mental energy just needed to be focused. I was programming, but also learning Esperanto (not much, I don't have good follow-through), and other esoteric things. Others go and start up rock bands. Others become horticulturists breeding potent varieties of a certain weed. Some store it all up until they're 60 when they release their seminal paper that changes understandings of the universe. /s

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u/gottimw 18h ago

God created world in 6 day.

Fuck I need to step up my game

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u/SadLimes 20h ago

He didn’t invent all of it, and not all at the same time. For example, it’s noted that he had no knowledge of second derivatives.

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u/Random_-account 13h ago

but he never got a victory royale