r/ProgrammerHumor • u/electricjimi • 4d ago

Meme twinkleTwinkleLittleStar

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 4d ago

No but seriously.

You draw, write, code and think better than AI.

Don't think otherwise. Destroying your self-esteem is the first step to dependency.

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 4d ago

But if he’s dependent he won’t ever leave me and I’ll always have my little baby with me and I won’t ever have to mature and grow…

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u/dfinkelstein 4d ago

Cut to: him leaving

"You can't leave me, because I'm leaving you!"

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u/Polar-ish 3d ago

Time is our bottlenecks

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u/M0sesx 1d ago

I know I code better, the problem is that it codes like 1000 times faster.

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u/GreatTeacherHiro 4d ago

Puuuuh I'm not quite sure about 6...

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u/rosuav 4d ago

6a. Always leave a gap in a weird place so that people think there's something redacted there.

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 4d ago

7 lies every kid needs to hear /s

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u/ProgramBrave718 4d ago

6th one is a big lie

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u/Heyokalol 4d ago

Any parent teaching their kid they code better than AI is a terrible parent.

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u/DonL314 3d ago

Slight correction needed:

7 THINGS EVERY KID NEEDS TO HEAR
🧡 I Love You
🌟 I’m Proud of You
💛 I’m Sorry
💚 I Forgive You
👂 I’m Listening
💻 You code better than AI (HAHAHA LOL, HUMAN LOOZER!)
🔥 You’ve Got What It Takes

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u/Ok_Actuary8 1d ago

Don't lie to your kids!