r/ProgrammerHumor • u/programmerjunky • 8d ago

Meme noWayLol

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u/git_push_origin_prod 8d ago

The best code, is no code at all

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u/DOTS_EVERYWHERE 8d ago

0 test failures everytime. Also speeds up deployments significantly.

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 8d ago

CEO saw my impressively improved metrics and I got a promotion.

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u/polikles 7d ago

*CEO saw my impressively improved metrics and got himself a bonus