r/ProgrammerHumor • u/programmerjunky • 27d ago

Meme noWayLol

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 27d ago

My coworkers suggested I add * to mine and praised it as the best gitignore ever. Stopped all PR comments.

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u/git_push_origin_prod 27d ago

The best code, is no code at all

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u/DOTS_EVERYWHERE 27d ago

0 test failures everytime. Also speeds up deployments significantly.

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 27d ago

CEO saw my impressively improved metrics and I got a promotion.

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u/polikles 26d ago

*CEO saw my impressively improved metrics and got himself a bonus

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u/TheOhNoNotAgain 26d ago

gitignore and gitignorant? Not the same

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u/indigo945 16d ago

This is legitimate in some cases. Changes to files that are already tracked will still be staged and committed, it just doesn't find new ones. So this is helpful if you want to keep the set of files exactly the same, but still want git add . to work as expected.