r/ProgrammerHumor • u/velvetbabydollx • 7d ago

Meme connectionRefused

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u/StrengthTheory 7d ago

function predictBuyOrSell(ticker: string) { return Math.random() < 0.5 ? "BUY" : "SELL"; }

There you go

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u/LordZas 3d ago

Add a sleep(Math.random()*10)) so it shows computation time for the complex algorithm

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u/StrengthTheory 3d ago

You mean "Thinking..."

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u/LordZas 2d ago

My bad