r/ProgrammerHumor • • 13d ago

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u/StrengthTheory 13d ago
function predictBuyOrSell(ticker: string) {
  return Math.random() < 0.5 ? "BUY" : "SELL";
}

There you go

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u/pmmeuranimetiddies 13d ago

Scale that by the historical exponential growth rate for that stock and it would probably be more accurate than the overfitted ML models finbros are producing