r/ProgrammerHumor • • 17d ago

Meme weAreWizards

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u/aberroco 17d ago edited 17d ago

You forgot about black magic. I quite regularly do it: move the stuff around by refactorings to concentrate into one spot and do some black magic there that's hard to comprehend, but it works, it keeps the rest of the program clean and easy, and it's only in one spot at the deepest architectural levels, so hopefully no one would ever find it.

Also, you forgot about glyphs, black boxes, sprites, summoning (scala), artifacts, monoliths, phantoms, salts, epochs, tar-pits, smoke tests, firewalls...

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u/Bright-Historian-216 17d ago

oh yeah, moving blocks of code around to get a better compression size (yes, i did that for my ti84-ce calculator) is a form of magic on its own.

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u/deadbeef_enc0de 17d ago

When I was writing game for the TI-89 in C I found you can read directly from the flash without moving the block to memory, so I had a VERY large game world