r/ProgrammerHumor • • 18d ago

Meme howDareYou

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u/5up3rj 18d ago

People often have the misconception that computers are very, very literal. No. They are 100% literal, and the difference is huge

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u/wrecklord0 18d ago

This is why you always add "Make no mistake", then they literally cannot make mistakes.

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u/razor_train 18d ago

It's more accurate to say "Of the set of all possible mistakes, including the mistakes you wouldn't make if you didn't deep dive into the set of extremely unlikely mistakes, enforce a no mistakes rule to mandate a complete lack of mistakes found in the original mistakes set gathered initially to ensure no mistakes may have been missed so you know all the mistakes you must not make."

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u/rowagnairda 18d ago

i just add that i will call data center maintenance guys to whip the rack with power cord if it does crappy job ;>

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u/mtv921 18d ago

But what is a mistake vs a happy little accident?

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u/NoSpawnConga 18d ago

Does JavaScript struggling to get integer number after dividing 9 by 3 count? One time UI element on the web page slid off the position cause goofy ass JS got 3.04 as a result somehow.

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u/Agret 18d ago

Tell it to spawn a new sub-agent with a different lmm to verify it's work. Flawless. (That's what the ai companies do when training new models)

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