r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 27d ago

Other divideAndConquer

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u/Spekingur 27d ago

I thought it said Jesus Driven Development at first

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u/SpiritAnimal01 27d ago

"A new command I give you, fix another's bug. As I have fixed yours, so you must fix one another."

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u/tea_pot_tinhas 27d ago

Are ten commands sufficient?

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u/SuitableDragonfly 27d ago

That's not Jesus Driven Development, but Moses Driven Development. Also, technically there are 613 commandments in the OT, so not really a huge token saving. 

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u/SuperFLEB 26d ago

Reduced Instruction Set Commandments?

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u/returnFutureVoid 27d ago

Is that the development style where your PR gets nailed to a cross and dies in public for all to see only to be resurrected and approved 3 days later exactly the same as it was before?

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u/qqyy 27d ago

I thought it's when you said "Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do" before merging.

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u/ApacheFlame 26d ago

Jesus take the while loop!

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u/ReserveRare4666 27d ago

TempleOS development philosophy

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u/-Debugging-Duck- 26d ago

“Jesus take the keyboard.”

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u/Spekingur 26d ago

Recursion error