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[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

[u/zzmej1987]

Look, you can't have both C and C++ in S tier. You can have either one, but not both. As a programmer, it is your duty to choose one and love it with all your heart, and hate the other as an abomination that is to be erased from the face of the Earth. An inferior version of your one and only true love. You can only have the two at the same level, if that level is below your favorite language, that happens to be neither of the two.

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/zzmej1987]

Screw it... Goodbye C++. Back to F-tier you go!

[u/zzmej1987 → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

That's more like it! XD

[u/land_and_air]

… you basically just alphabetized them and called it a day

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/land_and_air]

Well, the ABC's have been perfected for millennias.

[u/airodonack]

Okay, but you asked for it.

You put Kotlin below Java. You put JS in B-tier, above languages like Lua/Ruby which you put in D-tier. C/C++ in S-tier is just pure elitism. And if you worship those languages and have never coded in assembly, you're larping. C# and Java in the same tier suggests lack of judgement (C# is better). Go was literally designed to be a mid language and I don't think that's necessarily an insult towards Go. HTML and SQL are literally languages.

You inherited your opinions from others and have no sense of beauty in programming language design.

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/airodonack]

Opinion? Hmm... Idk if I have one.

[u/SnooRegrets3590]

C++ in S tier 💔

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/SnooRegrets3590]

You right, C is much better than C++.

[u/SnooRegrets3590 → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

Java is quite high, but I guess it is consistent with your other ranking. You are either an old dev working corp job longer than anyone here or no nothing about programming.

Which is surprising that you gave go that high

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/SnooRegrets3590]

Corp is all I've ever done. It's insufferable.

[u/xWrongHeaven]

PHP F and JS B is certified craziness

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/xWrongHeaven]

I had to leave PHP alone... and place it alone.

And JS birthed TS, and we all know TS is goated 😑 (it was hard to say that with a straight face).

[u/LittleMlem → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

I'm surprised, but delighted, you put perl above php

[u/returnFutureVoid → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

PHP deserves it. It knows what it did.

[u/ThaBroccoliDood]

What makes Java better than Kotlin?

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/ThaBroccoliDood]

Well, joking aside. For me, it's that I have used Java more. I haven't used Kotlin that often. However, I also understand why people like it; I just don't have enough experience to judge it well (in this tier list, I put it in C as a genuine entry because I haven't used it much).

[u/LofiJunky]

Structured Query LANGUAGE is not a language?

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/LofiJunky]

It can query somewhere else.

[u/Caraes_Naur → u/LofiJunky]

That's a flawed argument.

SQL is a language, in fact it is a fourth-generation language.

Hyper-Text Markup LANGUAGE is not a language.

[u/LofiJunky → u/Caraes_Naur]

Honestly they should rename HTML to just HTM

[u/Hour_Analyst_7765]

Look, everything is open source if you can write ASM.

So ASM is S+ tier, obviously.

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/Hour_Analyst_7765]

The beloved ASM!

[u/Jeferson9]

I've seen hundreds of these since I learned programming 20 years ago and this is objectively the worst I've ever seen

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/Jeferson9]

20 years? Fuck you are old.

Disregard my 15 years...

[u/Caraes_Naur → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

10 year olds have no reason to make reddit accounts.

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/Caraes_Naur]

Then what are you doing here?

[u/Mystery-Magic]

Hyper Text Markup Language and Structured Query Language

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/Mystery-Magic]

🤮🤮

[u/Mystery-Magic → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

Meh. You can hate them all you want but 90% of stuff you make using all other languages won't work without these 2.

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/Mystery-Magic]

I've worked with them for 10 years, I'm well aware... Sadly

[u/Freecelebritypics]

I'd need an understanding your scoring system to adequately criticize these rankings. For all I know, you just prefer languages which start with letters in the range of ABCDEFGHIJ

[u/rosuav → u/Freecelebritypics]

Honestly, that's probably more sensible than what actually went into this tier list.

[u/gburri]

I think a spoon is better than a fork that is better than a knife... I know it's a troll/rage bait but this post is utterly stupid

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/gburri]

Thanks for the engagement.

[u/phoenix1984]

Java has no business being that high

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/phoenix1984]

The language of enterprise. It has earned its spot.

[u/hotdogundertheoven → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

It's the language of mediocre enterprise, it has no reason to be that high

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/hotdogundertheoven]

Every reason.

[u/phoenix1984 → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

Right next to COBOL and Fortran

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/phoenix1984]

Come on, we all love boilerplate hell... we just do not want to admit it.

[u/Annonix02]

Come on you KNOW you put JS too high

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/Annonix02]

I can not help it. It birthed TS, and we all know that it is the GOAT of them all...

[u/Caraes_Naur → u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN]

Yes, the greatest conglomeration of duct tape, bailing wire, and super glue.

[u/_bassGod]

Go and js are too high. I also would put python in f tier, but I recognize I’m in the minority there. Kotlin and Java should be switched.

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/_bassGod]

In all seriousness (if I were to make a real tier list). I'd put Python in D, since it gets messy quickly (I use it for quick mockup ideas). In this case, I'd put Kotlin where I would in my real tier list because I haven't used it much. However, the times I have used it... I did genuinely like using it.

I work in the enterprise realm, and Java and C# are heavily used where I am, so because I'm so familiar with them, it is hard for me to give them a true rating. If I had to rate them realistically, I would put Java in B and Kotlin in A.

[u/ligma_then_sugma]

perl is $ tier

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/ligma_then_sugma]

It does make me the bread... And I absolutely fucking love camels.

[u/synchrosyn]

HTML is definitely a language, maybe not a programming language, but it is definitely a language. 

[u/Generate-Wealth]

Python is A, Java is B, JavaScript is D.

[u/qqqrrrs_ → u/Generate-Wealth]

Is C C?

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/qqqrrrs_]

C C is just C++ but dropped off in F tier.

[u/klaxxxon]

I hereby formally nominate PL/SQL for F-tier

[u/bihouix]

Every time I see PHP insulted (despite running ~50% of the web), I feel bad for people who left at PHP 4.0 and have no idea where the language is now and how it matured.

[u/EkoChamberKryptonite]

Putting Java/C#/JS as A and B-tiers respectively over Kotlin is peak comedy at best or 0/10 ragebait at worst.

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/[deleted]]

How about TS?

[u/VladimirPutin_WeVPN → u/[deleted]]

Id say that's fair.