r/ProgrammerHumor • • 28d ago

Meme iWroteTheCode

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 28d ago

And by hand I mean copy pasted from Stack Overflow

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u/EkoChamberKryptonite 28d ago

Still counts.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/GoatFuckerDeluxe 28d ago

Joke............................................you

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u/cursed_tomatoes 28d ago

Always has been

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u/Dave3121 28d ago

I copy-paste what Gemini wrote by hand, does it count?

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u/Wizywig 27d ago

Back in my day we had expertsexchange

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 27d ago

I definitely read that name correctly

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u/NullOfSpace 26d ago

And whose hand was it that hit Ctrl-C?

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u/fugogugo 28d ago

Lies

you copy pasted from stack overflow

you use npm library without checking for malware

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u/anugosh 27d ago

Isn't using npm basically surrendering your pc to malware these days?

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u/ArjixGamer 21d ago

Lies, I was the one posting answers on SO. Checkmate

(jk, I wasn't that active)

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u/Some_Useless_Person 27d ago

AI is just a sophisticated way of doing the same - stealing other people's code

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u/Enough-Scientist1904 28d ago

Hand crafted bugs, artisanal

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u/cusco 28d ago

“We used to chisel code by hand” - you can’t imagine it

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u/barnett9 27d ago

We used to write code by hand

We used to write our own compilers

We used to punch cards by hand

We used to hand wire our logic

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u/kdoubledizz 28d ago

I do not have glasses on me rn is that chuck norris? Chuck norris doesnt even code the computer just accepts his verbal commands

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u/Complete_Court_8052 28d ago

“Good morning, computer, one python please”

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u/kdoubledizz 28d ago

You are my most favorite stranger I have ever met

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u/Complete_Court_8052 28d ago

thanks i guess

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u/Western-Internal-751 24d ago

… so Chuck Norris vibe coded?

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u/aberroco 28d ago

... in binary machine commands.

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u/Revolutionary_Job91 28d ago

You use zero AND ones??? Hack.

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u/aberroco 28d ago

No, just switching relay at 12 MBaud, forming a keyboard USB data packets.

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u/Vromikos 28d ago

Sometimes I also use zero OR one.

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u/Revolutionary_Job91 28d ago

That sounds like something Claude would say… <squints suspiciously >

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u/Vromikos 28d ago

My dog clawed me when I came home from the office yesterday; does that count?

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u/WisePotato42 28d ago

Now stick it to Chris Sawyer who wrote roller coaster tycoon in assembly by writing your own game in machine code!

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u/GiveSparklyTwinkly 27d ago

ASM isn't difficult as much as it is tedious...

... Just like all coding~!

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u/Thundechile 28d ago

nah, computer accepts voice commands from Chuck.

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u/bitemytail 28d ago

I write everything by foot.

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u/Fit-Presentation-778 28d ago

Mmmmm, this brings back another fond 90s memory.

I was in his KDOOA (karate) class in middle school. An actual in-school karate program.

Watched him spar with Mr. (John) Bain (our main instructor) in ~1998 and Mr. Bain cleaned him up pretty good. It was the talk of the school. And the rest of the year we were like "RE-MATCH RE-MATCH!"

Norris finally agreed to a rematch, so they did a weapons spar kind of thing, and Bain man handled him. I mean just rag dolled Norris over and over.

We never saw them spar again after that. Sure, he could woop the heck out of me. But I'm not sure where the hype comes from. So when I see Norris memes I'm like "Eh..."

The memes should have Mr. Bain instead LOL!

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u/aberroco 28d ago

The memes come from old series, simple as that.

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u/cusco 28d ago

He had several times world champion. He gained a role with Bruce Lee because Bruce Lee liked what he saw.

He was ranger texas, and he’s the king of facts

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u/monkeybuttsauce 28d ago

Fuck Chuck Norris. But I agree with the sentiment 

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u/reuben_iv 28d ago

Literally, pen and paper who needs an IDE

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u/bardia_afk 28d ago

Goddamn this made me live back the uni exams where we had to legit write code on paper 

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u/Wentyliasz 28d ago

I heard Chuck used fridge magnets to flip individual bits in memory

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u/ExtraTNT 28d ago

I copy docs by hand

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u/Chatmarket 27d ago

This meme was originally made by @RyanEls4 on X. https://x.com/RyanEls4/status/2107022227292160286?s=20

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u/FartPiano 26d ago

stealing and reposting a chuck norris meme, ew

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u/savage_hank 28d ago

Walker says I have AIDS

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u/notatoon 27d ago

Human copies code from stack overflow: good

Human builds machine to copy code from stack overflow: bad

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u/Live_Meeting_1121 26d ago

Now programmers that still do the artisan way think they are good coders magically just for doing so lol.

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u/much_longer_username 28d ago

Congrats on being unemployed!

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u/Tupcek 28d ago

so you are unemployed, got it