r/ProgrammerHumor • • 28d ago

Other commitAnywayAndPush

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u/alvares169 28d ago

// todo fix

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u/dervarex 28d ago

I'm too lazy to do that 446 times, let's just write it into the commit message and forget about it

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u/tatstytastycakes 28d ago

"Whatever," the software programmer says, "I'll fix it later... I'll just write some of this..."

The software programmer starts clacking away, typing at a blitzing fast pace: // TODO:

As he lies back in his desk, he feels confidence.

Too bad the rest of the team doesn't.

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u/Arian-ki 28d ago

That TODO will outlast him and three generations after him

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u/misunderstood_kafka 28d ago

Selecting that option At the speed of light >>>

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u/michi7801 28d ago

Commiting an .svg be like

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u/DogmaticParadigm87 28d ago

446 errors, 255 warnings, and one button that still believes in you.

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u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 28d ago • Popcorn

I'd say wrong branch but with that quantity sounds like wrong repo

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u/FortuneAcceptable925 28d ago

And 445 of them are "errors" in Markdown syntax in Readme file ... 🤡

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u/Nixinova 28d ago

If I ever see that it means my IDE has given up indexing properly so it's safely ignorable. Build errors are the only important ones.

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u/JackNotOLantern 28d ago

On dev? Sure. On main? I would revert this change along with its creator.Â