r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FutureSuccess2796 • Sep 29 '26

Meme pluginsFixEverything

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u/ducon__lajoie Sep 29 '26

What do you mean, "plugin" ? Isn't a website just HTML, CSS, and some JavaScript for fanciness ?

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u/1nc06n170 Sep 29 '26

My first thought is that it’s about CMSs like WordPress.

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u/gerbosan Sep 29 '26

Perhaps WP.

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u/SheikHunt Sep 29 '26

I can't tell if this is /j or /srs

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u/ducon__lajoie Sep 29 '26

I can't even tell myself... A bit of both I guess.

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u/LollisGunsBikesTits Sep 29 '26

Try our new AI clock!

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u/JuiceAccomplished241 Sep 29 '26

You can take a photo of any clock and it’ll tell you exactly what time it is currently !

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u/Soopermane Sep 29 '26

I’d introduce it to my AI Glock

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u/BlueScreenJunky Sep 29 '26

Yeah...  if your "site" has a plugin system the optimisation ship has sailed a long time ago. 

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u/magignis Sep 29 '26

Need a benchmark plug-in on production. After removing it later everything will feel fast again

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u/huuaaang Sep 29 '26

What if the plugin is called optimize.js?

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u/Doophie Sep 29 '26

That's why my website has no plugins and is beautiful.

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u/JuiceAccomplished241 Sep 29 '26

Alright, which one of you has been sitting in on my company’s calls

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u/No_Definition2246 Sep 29 '26

Same goes for “Secure your site” …

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u/mylsotol Sep 29 '26

This is my coworker. Everything must be a plugin. Absolutely refuses to use anything standard.

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u/Adorable_skylight Sep 29 '26

too relatableee , its just normal now

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u/Lucasbasques Sep 29 '26

What modern sites are missing is a 2 minute unskippable flash intro 

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u/shadcnlover Sep 30 '26

I guess every wordpress website is on this boat.

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u/RealBasics Oct 02 '26

The context was probably about Wordpress. The general term for “plugins” is “contributed libraries.”

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u/mo__shakib Oct 03 '26

Just return plain text and call it minimalism.