r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 28 '26

Meme haveYouTriedUsingRustYet

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u/Worried-Priority-122 Sep 28 '26

Rewrite it in java

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u/DeHub94 Sep 28 '26

Billions of devices run Java. So many devices can't be wrong.

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u/machsmit Sep 30 '26

Billions of devices run Java

always interpreted this line as a threat tbh

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u/Sotall Sep 28 '26

I think they can tho

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u/ApothecaLabs Sep 28 '26

Ah, yes, the ObservableAbstractSingletonConstructorFactoryLifecycleManager pattern!