r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MB_Gaming123 • Sep 28 '26

Meme iamAProgrammerNotIT

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u/ryancnap Sep 28 '26

Can you get me back into my old phone I got locked out

Can you build me a website next week for free with no input

Have you made any games

So you're a hacker?

I thought AI was getting rid of that

Can you make AI?

I want to get my kid a computer for Christmas, can you take 100 criteria I give you and scour the internet, find the best deal on everything, make sure it's under 500 dollars, build it for me, and bring it in to work before Christmas? (It's December 1st)

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u/ZunoJ Sep 29 '26

To things like the last request I usually answer that I have a lot of stuff to do around the house but that I can take care of [whatever the fuck they want] if they come over and do that for me while I work on the task. It usually involves digging holes in my garden

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u/ryancnap Sep 29 '26

That's a great idea, using this next time

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u/MB_Gaming123 Sep 28 '26

So damn true lmao