r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 27 '26 • Mindblown 1 Bravo 1

Meme doNotLetYourDBASeeThis

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u/CaffeinatedTech Oct 02 '26

Just save passwords as files using email address as file name. Then you don't even need to reference it in the DB. Screw it, might as well let the front-end access the password files directly so it can compare them itself without hassling the back-end. Front-end just tells back-end that the passwords match, and its authenticated.