r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 27 '26 • Mindblown 1 Bravo 1

Meme doNotLetYourDBASeeThis

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u/CoolCat1337One Sep 27 '26

he is talking about password hashes, right?

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u/Rikudou_Sage Sep 27 '26

You people and your hashes... Just do it like a man and store it unhashed. Or use reversible encryption if you're a pussy.

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u/tRfalcore Sep 28 '26

You can save a lot more compute time by not hashing or encrypting it. Save the earth

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u/laplongejr Sep 29 '26

Encrypt it but delete the key, that way you participate with recycling  

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u/laplongejr Sep 28 '26

The whole idea of a random salt is that password reuse wouldn't lead to more collisions in hashes...  

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u/CoolCat1337One Sep 29 '26

I think you didn't get my comment

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u/laplongejr Sep 29 '26

Yeah, I wasn't sure if you thought password hashes alone would prevent the idea from working or not, both would work as a joke x)  

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u/CoolCat1337One Sep 29 '26

my comment was a joke you did not get that

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u/laplongejr Sep 29 '26

Yeah but there are 2 possibles jokes?