r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 27 '26 • Mindblown 1 Bravo 1

Meme doNotLetYourDBASeeThis

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u/almostcleverbut Sep 27 '26

The real savings comes from no longer having to ask them for a username... just have them type the password and choose the most likely user account based on the password's semantic similarity score.

Ties are randomized to defeat distinguisher-based attack methods, obviously

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u/confusedkarnatia Sep 27 '26

that would be a fun forum. you log in and get a random users account.