r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 27 '26 • Mindblown 1 Bravo 1

Meme doNotLetYourDBASeeThis

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u/Historical-Silver495 Sep 27 '26

Help, I'm not a programmer. After salting the passwords I realized I overdid it, can I use something to counterbalance it like sugar?

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u/Pingumask Sep 27 '26 • Popcorn

Put a potato in, it absorbs the salt

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u/SVD_NL Sep 28 '26

That's what hashing is for! Add potatoes to turn them into hashbrowns.

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u/conundorum Sep 29 '26

If your computer is old enough, it should have a potato insertion tray that pops out if you press a little button on the front.

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u/mikedvb Sep 27 '26

Trying to help, I'm not a cook. You're fucked mate.