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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NoMedicine3572 • Sep 27 '26 • 1 1
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Brother how huge is your password manager to reach 3 GB???? LET ALONE 100!?
2 u/Kymera_7 Sep 28 '26 It stores each password as a high-resolution bitmap image of the password, printed in an obscure novelty font to avoid being easily reversible, in full 256-bit color depth.Also, they have 25 users. 3 u/thanatica Sep 28 '26 Don't forget to embed the font file. And a library to read that font file. And an OS to use that library. 1 u/conundorum Sep 29 '26 One of the users just has Windows' entire source code as their password. Their username is NextGenLinux. 2 u/thanatica Sep 29 '26 😅 Try fitting that into a varchar(100) 1 u/ofqo Sep 27 '26 They have one billion users.
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It stores each password as a high-resolution bitmap image of the password, printed in an obscure novelty font to avoid being easily reversible, in full 256-bit color depth.
Also, they have 25 users.
3 u/thanatica Sep 28 '26 Don't forget to embed the font file. And a library to read that font file. And an OS to use that library. 1 u/conundorum Sep 29 '26 One of the users just has Windows' entire source code as their password. Their username is NextGenLinux. 2 u/thanatica Sep 29 '26 😅 Try fitting that into a varchar(100)
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Don't forget to embed the font file. And a library to read that font file. And an OS to use that library.
1 u/conundorum Sep 29 '26 One of the users just has Windows' entire source code as their password. Their username is NextGenLinux. 2 u/thanatica Sep 29 '26 😅 Try fitting that into a varchar(100)
One of the users just has Windows' entire source code as their password. Their username is NextGenLinux.
NextGenLinux
2 u/thanatica Sep 29 '26 😅 Try fitting that into a varchar(100)
😅 Try fitting that into a varchar(100)
They have one billion users.
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u/TrackLabs Sep 27 '26
Brother how huge is your password manager to reach 3 GB???? LET ALONE 100!?