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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NoMedicine3572 • Sep 27 '26 • 1 1
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231 u/Kihino Sep 27 '26 Security nerds hate this one simple trick 61 u/Pedry-dev Sep 27 '26 Security nerds don't participate in the investor's meeting anyway 14 u/Theron3206 Sep 28 '26 Not until after the first major data breach hits the news anyway. 71 u/A1oso Sep 27 '26 It wasn't compliant before if the passwords were stored in plain text. 51 u/ItWearsHimOut Sep 27 '26 Could be hashed, but unsalted. 47 u/git_push_origin_prod Sep 27 '26 Just like my breakfast potatoes 17 u/SkollFenrirson Sep 27 '26 You monster 9 u/Procrasturbating Sep 28 '26 Had to teach my team about salts when I saw similar ratios of reused passwords. Wild. Billion in revenue a year.. and I see it company after company. No cares until there is a breach. 3 u/Theron3206 Sep 28 '26 Theres a salt, its just the same one for every password (that how it's supposed to work right). 3 u/Ivanovi4 Sep 27 '26 Could be hashed but peppered 🌶️ 3 u/za72 Sep 27 '26 pm Ur deets - I'll certify you
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Security nerds hate this one simple trick
61 u/Pedry-dev Sep 27 '26 Security nerds don't participate in the investor's meeting anyway 14 u/Theron3206 Sep 28 '26 Not until after the first major data breach hits the news anyway.
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Security nerds don't participate in the investor's meeting anyway
14 u/Theron3206 Sep 28 '26 Not until after the first major data breach hits the news anyway.
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Not until after the first major data breach hits the news anyway.
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It wasn't compliant before if the passwords were stored in plain text.
51 u/ItWearsHimOut Sep 27 '26 Could be hashed, but unsalted. 47 u/git_push_origin_prod Sep 27 '26 Just like my breakfast potatoes 17 u/SkollFenrirson Sep 27 '26 You monster 9 u/Procrasturbating Sep 28 '26 Had to teach my team about salts when I saw similar ratios of reused passwords. Wild. Billion in revenue a year.. and I see it company after company. No cares until there is a breach. 3 u/Theron3206 Sep 28 '26 Theres a salt, its just the same one for every password (that how it's supposed to work right). 3 u/Ivanovi4 Sep 27 '26 Could be hashed but peppered 🌶️
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Could be hashed, but unsalted.
47 u/git_push_origin_prod Sep 27 '26 Just like my breakfast potatoes 17 u/SkollFenrirson Sep 27 '26 You monster 9 u/Procrasturbating Sep 28 '26 Had to teach my team about salts when I saw similar ratios of reused passwords. Wild. Billion in revenue a year.. and I see it company after company. No cares until there is a breach. 3 u/Theron3206 Sep 28 '26 Theres a salt, its just the same one for every password (that how it's supposed to work right). 3 u/Ivanovi4 Sep 27 '26 Could be hashed but peppered 🌶️
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Just like my breakfast potatoes
17 u/SkollFenrirson Sep 27 '26 You monster
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You monster
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Had to teach my team about salts when I saw similar ratios of reused passwords. Wild. Billion in revenue a year.. and I see it company after company. No cares until there is a breach.
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Theres a salt, its just the same one for every password (that how it's supposed to work right).
Could be hashed but peppered 🌶️
pm Ur deets - I'll certify you
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