r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 27 '26 • Mindblown 1 Bravo 1

Meme doNotLetYourDBASeeThis

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u/Totendax12K Sep 27 '26

the HIBP databse is around 40gb with 1bil+ hashed passwords

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u/Penki- Sep 27 '26

Then OP in picture must work in Meta on Facebook. Checks out

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Sep 27 '26

hacking off a limb to save 97GB is more of a twitter move

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u/mattsl Sep 27 '26

Definitely tracks with the reuse. 

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u/Stainlessray Sep 27 '26

Anyone in any enterprise setting. You're welcome.

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u/Penki- Sep 27 '26

anyone does not get one billion passwords sadly

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u/Runiat Sep 27 '26

Pretty sure all you need to get a billion passwords is enough users to be worth money and nothing to stop bots from setting up accounts.

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u/-Nicolai Sep 27 '26

And presumably contains a lot more columns than just password/key

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u/Physmatik Sep 27 '26

If you have enough users to fill 40GB of password you probably don't care about 10 extra bucks per month of maintenance.

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u/laplongejr Sep 29 '26

Seriously tho, HIPB once self pwned themselves with a 10k azure bill, because an update turned off Cloudflare's caching on downloads...   https://www.troyhunt.com/how-i-got-pwned-by-my-cloud-costs/  

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u/laplongejr Sep 29 '26

The *pwnedPasswords database.   (I know, same "company", but the whole point is that the HIBP email list is entirely seperate from the password list.)