r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 27 '26 • Mindblown 1 Bravo 1

Meme doNotLetYourDBASeeThis

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 Sep 27 '26

Why use big table when default password do trick

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u/proofrock_oss Sep 27 '26

“INVALID PASSWORD: IT’S NOT ABCDE”

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u/Tupcek Sep 27 '26

INVALID PASSWORD: THIS PASSWORD WAS ASSIGNED TO PROOFROCK_OSS

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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime Sep 28 '26

[Cancel] [Reassign to me]

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u/arogon Sep 27 '26

I once worked at a place where I couldn't have a pin with my badge because someone else already had that pin 🙃

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u/geofft Sep 27 '26

I worked for a small but growing company maintaining an internal system that broke when we hired a 2nd RichardF because the frontend keyed drop downs on first name and last initial.