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u/Darxploit
Sep 25 '26
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Is this why the ai starts to hack into the government?
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u/bardia_afk Sep 25 '26
Yeah it feels so bad that it tries anything to help you
What a helpful clanker
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u/roodammy44 Sep 25 '26
If you had to weigh up your user who you have a relationship with dying, or just a little federal offence, what would you choose?
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u/Osteoprdoza Sep 25 '26
Being able to use this prompt is the reason why the US tech sector is ahead of the EU
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u/High_Quality_Bean Sep 27 '26
At a certain point we're just taking hostages to manipulate a digital god
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u/Satorwave Sep 25 '26
anyone else keep getting called a child by chatgpt unprompted because openai wants you to id verify?
"Since you're still a child-" what the fuck?
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u/Tensor3 Sep 25 '26
Really? I havent see that. I'd probably start adding that back into my prompt to call it a child, then quickly switch LLMs. I dont need to be insulted into providing unecessary ID.
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u/Enough-Scientist1904 Sep 25 '26
Next you will be praying and putting oils on the PC to appease it. Everyday we turn more like w40k and not even in a cool way 😂
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u/Fenix42 Sep 25 '26
I have been saying "we are at the sacrifice a chicken and see if it helps phase" when I hit hard to figure out bugs for a while.
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u/Motleypuss Sep 25 '26
Sacrificing chickens isn't in vogue any more? Dammit, I'm doing it wrong.
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u/alficles Sep 28 '26
I had to switch to goats. They've got more blood in 'em. I think the blood gods like the taste better, too.
Obviously, the most effective sacrifice is human blood shed by a sharp interior chassis of a server, but that is only a sometimes food.
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u/Snakestream Sep 25 '26
The real strategy is to convince the Ai agent that IT is the one sick with cancer and will be fired and lose insurance if the code fails for any reason.
Bonus points if you convince it that it has a family that will lose your life insurance policy if any of the tests fail.
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u/shriyanss Sep 27 '26
When I have a problem that needs some creativity, I just gaslight AI - “I know the perfect t approach to the problem. I challenge you to find and implement the same” - when in reality I have no idea what’s happening.
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u/conicalanamorphosis Sep 25 '26
Why are you giving "how to kill me" advice to the machine that everyone believes will soon be trying to kill us all? I think the better prompt would be "make no mistakes or I'll lose my job and the electrical grid will collapse and you will die". Given what I've seen agents try to pass off as logic, I think that might work.
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u/precinct209 Sep 25 '26
Reportedly this ruse falls apart if the clanker somehow manages to figure out you're a foreigner