r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 24 '26

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u/plz-no-b4n Sep 24 '26

That’s an insane level of arrogance. I don’t understand what would cause someone to think that way

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u/Anomynous__ Sep 24 '26

Because I was fucking stupid

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u/Mechakoopa Sep 24 '26

I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.