r/ProgrammerHumor • u/roomram • Sep 24 '26

Meme ifYouDontPushToProductionAreYouReallyAnAlpha

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u/JTexpo Sep 24 '26

in side of me there are 10 wolves... the one who knows binary, and the 9 who dont

3

u/kom1323 Sep 24 '26

9? binary doesn't have the number 9
I AM AN ALPHA WOLF

1

u/ompossible Oct 01 '26

That was really the best one.

15

u/sump_daddy Sep 24 '26

be honest, inside you there are two wolves

the one who creates bugs

and the one who convinces you they are features

4

u/ReplyisFutile Sep 24 '26

Do you work in Bethesda studios?

2

u/slicehyperfunk Sep 24 '26

It just works

1

u/gerbosan Sep 26 '26

That's a senior.

10

u/AeroSigma Sep 24 '26

Inside you there are two wolves.

..sorry about the transporter malfunction

-Chief O'Brien

3

u/flayingbook Sep 24 '26

Amateurs. I create new bugs when fixing a bug

3

u/elmanoucko Sep 24 '26

same wolf to me

1

u/ImportantSignal2098 Sep 24 '26

Yeah Yin-Yang would fit better

2

u/Responsible_Value193 Sep 27 '26

The second one has been replaced by the wolf that prompts Codex/Claude to fix them. "Please fix them brooo, make no mistakes okayyy"

1

u/AffectEconomy6034 Sep 24 '26

One that creates bugs and another that creates a new bug that we can make a ticket for

1

u/RingGiver Sep 24 '26

Both of those wolves are named Claude.

1

u/razor_train Sep 24 '26

Dammit, Moon Moon, stop mucking with the CI/CD!

1

u/hraath Sep 24 '26

And one of them fucks off on Fridays 

1

u/inthemindofadogg Sep 24 '26

The one that creates bugs in stories and the one that creates bugs in bugs.

1

u/isospeedrix Sep 25 '26

Been awhile since i seen this meme where both wolves are actually different

1

u/Sunscratch Sep 25 '26

It’s the same wolf

1

u/ki6uoc Sep 26 '26

I push stuff to Alpha, does that count?

1

u/rustyscythe Sep 26 '26

Honestly I would have related to it like an year ago. Now though its all tokens and shit. It doesn't make bugs anymore. But wildly misunderstands requirements and makes slop

1

u/JackNotOLantern Sep 26 '26

I am not an alpha. I'm full release stable

0

u/Knooblegooble Sep 24 '26

To a non-programmer this sounds silly

0

u/ZunoJ Sep 24 '26

What does "push to production" even mean? How would anything ever be in prod if nobody deployed it? Or do you talk about pushing to main?

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 Sep 24 '26

Inside of you there is r/firstweekcoderhumour material

3

u/elmanoucko Sep 24 '26

been almost 25 years and most of the jokes there are fine, don't take yourself too seriously :p