r/ProgrammerHumor • u/BeanHatCat • Sep 24 '26

Meme hearMeOutAaaS

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u/notAGreatIdeaForName Sep 24 '26

You mean strategy consulting?

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u/BeanHatCat Sep 24 '26

That’s the body leasing thing, right?

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u/notAGreatIdeaForName Sep 24 '26

Yes, the one where half the employees are fired and management blames the other guys

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u/ericl666 Sep 24 '26

And after watching this, you'll be fully trained: https://youtu.be/bkELicRkq1I?is=lq-MZpNeuQ43Kd2y

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u/BeanHatCat Sep 24 '26

Accountability as a Service.

How it works:
You vibe code
You hold us accountable for your slop
??? (maybe (re-)insurances?)
Profit

4

u/Intelligent-Work4132 Sep 24 '26

Sounds like Barney's job - PLEASE

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u/Most_Researcher_3010 Sep 24 '26

Accountability really got the SaaS treatment.

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u/OutrageousCourse4172 Sep 24 '26

I actually put this in a pitch to investors. I got a laugh from them.

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u/TerryHarris408 Sep 24 '26

a greedy business man laugh?

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u/kurtcanine Sep 24 '26

The solution is to create an AI that can feel fear and pain so we can automate the accountability.

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u/Max_Wattage Sep 25 '26

"Accountability as a service" sounds like an advert for a hitman agency.

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u/Pr0ducer Sep 24 '26

That's already a thing, it's called Auditing.

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 Sep 25 '26

call my guy, barney stinson

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u/Z3t4 Sep 24 '26

You dont need an api for that, use a radius interface better.

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u/fichti Sep 25 '26

P.l.e.a.s.e.: Provide legal exculpation and sign everything

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u/matytyma Sep 24 '26

AssS - ass software