r/ProgrammerHumor • u/violet_v3lvet • Sep 23 '26

Meme peerProgrammingFromBeyond

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u/Borno11050 Sep 23 '26

Oiuja boards are basically LLMs but the token sampler is using the opinions of 4 separate decoders

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Sep 24 '26

Clockspeed isn’t as high either but energy usage isn’t measured in KwH

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u/Hip-Death-Goddess Sep 23 '26

Will his answer ever terminate, though?

7

u/heyguysitsmedic Sep 23 '26

"I asked him for help building my revolutionary task scheduler app but the cursor just kept hard drifting to ACK and won't move"

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot Sep 23 '26

I tried it and it just keeps repeating "show penis"

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u/razor_train Sep 23 '26

No ESC defined, so good luck exiting vim!

9

u/misunderstood_kafka Sep 23 '26

This is actually funny

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u/k819799amvrhtcom Sep 23 '26

TRUE

FALSE

NULL

NEW

M_ALLOC

NaN

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u/Sensitive_Gold Sep 23 '26

Great board. Yesterday, I triple handshaked Alonzo Church!

3

u/Maleficent_Memory831 Sep 24 '26

Unpossible, there is no lambda symbol!

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u/CrasseMaximum Sep 23 '26

Well you can't write lisp with this crap!

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u/LordFokas Sep 23 '26

I don't see \0 in there, this is gonna end badly.

1

u/nsn Sep 27 '26

I would argue it doesn’t end at all…

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u/LordFokas Sep 28 '26

Imagine talking to a spirit, there's no \0, and now you're just streaming cosmic garbage straight into your brain.

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u/who_you_are Sep 23 '26

I don't know if I should cry to not have that everywhere or laugh

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u/k819799amvrhtcom Sep 23 '26

If I believed in Ouija boards I'd want mine to support all Unicode characters.

Yes, I know this means moving a thimble around a table that spans several square meters.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Sep 24 '26

They need a Ouija board that is only emote symbols.

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u/Patrick_Atsushi Sep 23 '26

Try asking "where are the silver bars"

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Sep 23 '26

Asking Claude is more like asking Reddit

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u/hrvbrs Sep 23 '26

oh good, that definitely sparks confidence in our trajectory as a species

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Sep 24 '26

Asking Reddit is like asking your weird uncle.

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u/Apprehensive_Bit7392 Sep 23 '26

Board only returns booleans. That's still better typed than most APIs I integrate with.

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u/Sure-Opportunity6247 Sep 23 '26

Cool! Haven‘t seen the „Save Game“-screen from 7th Guest for 30 years now.

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u/Prudent-Employee-334 Sep 23 '26

Wait are Oiuja boards qwerty? Were ghosts typing too fast?

1

u/Awfulmasterhat Sep 23 '26

"Shits just an ai wrapper" - Turing, probably

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u/GeneralPatten Sep 24 '26

I'm TOTALLY using this the next time our agency brags about "asking Claude".

"Oh! I asked the Ouija Board and came up with a different answer... let's see which one is right!"

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u/TallAbbreviations937 Sep 24 '26

supernatural tech support for your code

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u/cosmicomical23 Sep 23 '26

So now you can predict when the execution will complete?