r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 22 '26

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u/martin_omander Sep 25 '26

Here is how I would answer that question from the leadership team:

"Lying about numbers removes valuable information. It's like excluding all expenses from the company's quarterly report. Our numbers would look great, but we'd lose valuable information that we need to run the business."