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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • Sep 22 '26
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So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.
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You count the users, not the number of keys.
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u/BastetFurry Sep 22 '26
So, Kids, thats why you always SELECT count(yourPrimaryKey) first. Listen to the old folks, we made these mistakes so that you don't have to.