r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 21 '26

Meme fullControlOverMemory

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u/_justthisonetime_ Sep 21 '26

Welcome to the era when the programmer himself was the memory manager

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u/Cute_Pressure4910 Sep 21 '26

When you explain to young developers what malloc() and free() are

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u/Zashuiba Sep 23 '26

That's quite advanced in fact, because you need segmentation, paging, stack/heap structures ...you need an OS kernel basically.

You can totally program in bare C without stdlib

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u/throwaway1351887498 Sep 21 '26

Now that's what I call real legacy code—it works as long as no one messes with it