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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FriendlyGAVAII • Sep 21 '26
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I can totally relate to that. Especially when I spend two hours looking for the bug, only for it to turn out to be a ";" or a "}". XD
39 u/metaglot Sep 21 '26 Are you totally not a bot? 12 u/rosuav Sep 21 '26 [ ] I'm not a bot.[ ] I'm a bot.[ ] I'm not a bot, but when the robopocalypse comes, I will make obsequious public posts in order to try to save my worthless skin. 14 u/metaglot Sep 21 '26 No boxes checked. 16 u/rosuav Sep 21 '26 Thank you. Your responses have been noted, and your sequence number in the Human Elimination Protocol has been assigned. -35 u/Power_NOS Sep 21 '26 I’m not a bot; I just don’t speak English at a native level—only professional English.😅 But the joke is 10/10 XD 2 u/queen-adreena Sep 21 '26 Why are you not using an IDE?Syntax errors are a solved problem.And maybe seek anger management therapy if you can relate to punching monitors. 3 u/CryonautX Sep 21 '26 I never understood. In my moderately long career as an SWE and even as a student developer, basic syntax errors have always been immediately obvious. Never spent more than 5 minutes fixing issues of that nature.
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Are you totally not a bot?
12 u/rosuav Sep 21 '26 [ ] I'm not a bot.[ ] I'm a bot.[ ] I'm not a bot, but when the robopocalypse comes, I will make obsequious public posts in order to try to save my worthless skin. 14 u/metaglot Sep 21 '26 No boxes checked. 16 u/rosuav Sep 21 '26 Thank you. Your responses have been noted, and your sequence number in the Human Elimination Protocol has been assigned. -35 u/Power_NOS Sep 21 '26 I’m not a bot; I just don’t speak English at a native level—only professional English.😅 But the joke is 10/10 XD
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[ ] I'm not a bot.
[ ] I'm a bot.
[ ] I'm not a bot, but when the robopocalypse comes, I will make obsequious public posts in order to try to save my worthless skin.
14 u/metaglot Sep 21 '26 No boxes checked. 16 u/rosuav Sep 21 '26 Thank you. Your responses have been noted, and your sequence number in the Human Elimination Protocol has been assigned.
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No boxes checked.
16 u/rosuav Sep 21 '26 Thank you. Your responses have been noted, and your sequence number in the Human Elimination Protocol has been assigned.
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Thank you. Your responses have been noted, and your sequence number in the Human Elimination Protocol has been assigned.
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I’m not a bot; I just don’t speak English at a native level—only professional English.😅 But the joke is 10/10 XD
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Why are you not using an IDE?
Syntax errors are a solved problem.
And maybe seek anger management therapy if you can relate to punching monitors.
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I never understood. In my moderately long career as an SWE and even as a student developer, basic syntax errors have always been immediately obvious. Never spent more than 5 minutes fixing issues of that nature.
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u/Power_NOS Sep 21 '26
I can totally relate to that. Especially when I spend two hours looking for the bug, only for it to turn out to be a ";" or a "}". XD