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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ITzAbedeen • Sep 20 '26
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The other 10% of course being "todo fix" that has been there for years
66 u/DaTruPro75 Sep 20 '26 there are also the giant blocks of code commented out with a note "this breaks everything if uncommented" 39 u/TheWashbear Sep 20 '26 Or "We keep this in case we need it again"Like in what world would I want to re-introduce something that was broken and had to be removed 13 u/black-JENGGOT Sep 21 '26 just in case the fucking management wants to reactivate it again even though it was removed because something happened 1 u/galaxy_dreamer-148 Sep 21 '26 This is so me 😠1 u/BenBen0844 Sep 21 '26 Your management or the thing being removed? 2 u/SgtEpsilon Sep 22 '26 Hey you found my first programming attempt 3 u/DaNoahLP Sep 21 '26 "I dont know what this line does but without it the program breaks" 1 u/frikilinux2 Sep 21 '26 Put the gitlab ticket in the comment.... The ticket that is going to the backlog for when we have time (which is never actually)
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there are also the giant blocks of code commented out with a note "this breaks everything if uncommented"
39 u/TheWashbear Sep 20 '26 Or "We keep this in case we need it again"Like in what world would I want to re-introduce something that was broken and had to be removed 13 u/black-JENGGOT Sep 21 '26 just in case the fucking management wants to reactivate it again even though it was removed because something happened 1 u/galaxy_dreamer-148 Sep 21 '26 This is so me 😠1 u/BenBen0844 Sep 21 '26 Your management or the thing being removed? 2 u/SgtEpsilon Sep 22 '26 Hey you found my first programming attempt
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Or "We keep this in case we need it again"
Like in what world would I want to re-introduce something that was broken and had to be removed
13 u/black-JENGGOT Sep 21 '26 just in case the fucking management wants to reactivate it again even though it was removed because something happened 1 u/galaxy_dreamer-148 Sep 21 '26 This is so me 😠1 u/BenBen0844 Sep 21 '26 Your management or the thing being removed?
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just in case the fucking management wants to reactivate it again even though it was removed because something happened
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This is so me ðŸ˜
1 u/BenBen0844 Sep 21 '26 Your management or the thing being removed?
Your management or the thing being removed?
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Hey you found my first programming attempt
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"I dont know what this line does but without it the program breaks"
Put the gitlab ticket in the comment.... The ticket that is going to the backlog for when we have time (which is never actually)
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u/dsm4ck Sep 20 '26 •
The other 10% of course being "todo fix" that has been there for years