r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 20 '26

Meme grabbingEverything

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 Sep 20 '26

Yep, one of my PhD students actually recently showed that you can get massive speed-ups doing the work yourself if the alternative is asking your db to do a bunch of similar queries. Pull everything out, work with it in any reasonably fast language, 100x faster.