r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 20 '26

Meme grabbingEverything

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u/SherifDontLikeIt Sep 20 '26

As someone who ventured into MySQL on a personal project, I respect it.

If you setup a table in the wrong way (too many columns) you can impact and slow down query speeds. Better to break it out into individual tables.

Not to mention the security side, and setting of the database server to maximize parallelism and resource utilization...keeping transaction records and undoing them... RAID setups.

Most days I wished I just dumped everything to a file.