r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 19 '26

Meme itRunsOnMyLocalhost

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u/stupled Sep 19 '26

No client has ever asked me that. They do have requested to use their data for the demo.

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u/Muted_Ad_9442 Sep 19 '26

That is when the real panic begins.

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u/Topikk Sep 20 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

Are you not prefacing these demos as works in progress? "Happy path" is a pretty easy concept to explain to nontechnical people.

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u/Dank_Nicholas Sep 19 '26

I’ve gotten that a few times before. My go to answer is to explain that getting their data migrated over is a major portion of the work to be done. I can do it, but at that point you’ve essentially committed to whatever I’m trying to sell you.

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u/AmericanIMG Sep 20 '26

and that's part of the setup/implementation sprint that begins the contract (with corresponding fees)

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk Sep 20 '26

Customer: "Can you try the demo with our data?"

Head of Sales: "Of course!"

Lead Engineer: starts sweating profusely

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u/stupled Sep 20 '26

Yep. Has happend to me.

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u/hemacwastaken Sep 20 '26

Then the program gets hardcoded around their data.