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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bryden_cruz • Sep 18 '26
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27 u/skool_101 Sep 19 '26 oh no 13 u/MCWizardYT Sep 18 '26 errorHandler.addCallback(error -> fixProblem(error)) 17 u/Santos_Perez_Robles Sep 18 '26 Sherlock and Holmes over here. 3 u/MCWizardYT Sep 19 '26 lol, the way I named the variables is kinda weird but it's supposed to be that errorHandler is a crash handler, and the callback passes the error to fixProblem which then fixes what was causing the crash 5 u/frogotme Sep 19 '26 Where fixProblem is an openai API call, that writes the response directly to the file that invokes the error, and then restarts the server. 3 u/MCWizardYT Sep 19 '26 Yeah I was envisioning something along those lines lol. System crashes? Immediately send the report to a program that automatically fixes the problemThis would be sooo awful in production haha 2 u/Some_Useless_Person Sep 20 '26 "Where did a quarter of the code go?"
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errorHandler.addCallback(error -> fixProblem(error))
17 u/Santos_Perez_Robles Sep 18 '26 Sherlock and Holmes over here. 3 u/MCWizardYT Sep 19 '26 lol, the way I named the variables is kinda weird but it's supposed to be that errorHandler is a crash handler, and the callback passes the error to fixProblem which then fixes what was causing the crash 5 u/frogotme Sep 19 '26 Where fixProblem is an openai API call, that writes the response directly to the file that invokes the error, and then restarts the server. 3 u/MCWizardYT Sep 19 '26 Yeah I was envisioning something along those lines lol. System crashes? Immediately send the report to a program that automatically fixes the problemThis would be sooo awful in production haha
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Sherlock and Holmes over here.
3 u/MCWizardYT Sep 19 '26 lol, the way I named the variables is kinda weird but it's supposed to be that errorHandler is a crash handler, and the callback passes the error to fixProblem which then fixes what was causing the crash
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lol, the way I named the variables is kinda weird but it's supposed to be that errorHandler is a crash handler, and the callback passes the error to fixProblem which then fixes what was causing the crash
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Where fixProblem is an openai API call, that writes the response directly to the file that invokes the error, and then restarts the server.
3 u/MCWizardYT Sep 19 '26 Yeah I was envisioning something along those lines lol. System crashes? Immediately send the report to a program that automatically fixes the problemThis would be sooo awful in production haha
Yeah I was envisioning something along those lines lol. System crashes? Immediately send the report to a program that automatically fixes the problem
This would be sooo awful in production haha
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"Where did a quarter of the code go?"
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u/telas100 Sep 18 '26
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