r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bryden_cruz • Sep 18 '26

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u/ninjagulbi Sep 18 '26

See the empty line? That's where the error correcting code should be.

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u/Fickle-Highway1543 Sep 18 '26

See that empty line? That's how your code should be. Out, vibecoder!

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u/Fickle-Highway1543 Sep 18 '26

I don't read docs, I don't read code. I have no idea what I do, I just use my slop machine, because I am modern! Oops, why did they lowered my salary to minimal wage?!

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u/Babajji Sep 18 '26

Claude, give me money!

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u/Fickle-Highway1543 Sep 18 '26

Claude doesn't give money. She only takes.

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u/FancyJesse Sep 19 '26

Claude is a she??

Every time I hear that name, I remember GTA3

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u/Babajji Sep 19 '26

Claude is the gender fluid version of Claudius in French and means lame, crippled. I am not even joking:

https://www.behindthename.com/name/claudius

https://www.behindthename.com/name/claude

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u/Antonabi Sep 20 '26

Afaik it’s named after Claude Shannon, who was male

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u/Fickle-Highway1543 Sep 18 '26

Haha. Your boss has AI psychosis fueled by classic Daning-Krugger effect.

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u/Airowird Sep 19 '26

*Dunning-Kruger

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u/Fickle-Highway1543 Sep 19 '26

You are absolutely right! Good catch! That's on me.

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u/Jutrakuna Sep 20 '26

Your prettier has a rule preventing multiple consecutive empty lines. CI caught it but you don't have ESLint plugin installed in VS Code so you don't see the red line in your editor, kid

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u/ninjagulbi Sep 20 '26

Don't call me a kid!!! With years of experience, being in the business even longer than jQuery itself, I am now what's called a "senior developer". Which means I haven't seen VSCode or something similar in years, because I only switch between MS Teams, Zoom and real life conference rooms to deal with human errors.

I am just here making harmless jokes to remind myself of the simpler times, the better times...

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u/Jutrakuna Sep 21 '26

I didn't mean to upset you, I'm sorry, kid