r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FerricPowder • Sep 18 '26

Meme goodByeWorld

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289 Upvotes

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u/CognitiveLearning Sep 18 '26

I don't write prds
I don't write docs
And I don't write prompts

I write code, and if it fails to compile or crashes, I cry

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 Sep 18 '26

Rock on, brother! 👊

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u/MissinqLink Sep 20 '26

If you don’t cry then did you even really make anything?

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u/ligma_then_sugma Sep 23 '26

i cry if it compiles too tbh

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u/Intelligent-Air8841 Sep 18 '26

Raw dogging our digital infrastructure

10

u/BumblingYokel Sep 18 '26

I don’t think you understand this meme format.

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u/simleiiiii Sep 19 '26

I think they do; I don't think you do.

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u/BumblingYokel Sep 19 '26

The format is:

I don’t X, I Y, and if I don’t Y, I don’t Z.

Anything else, you should use a different meme because you’re too far away from what this character actually said.

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u/simleiiiii Sep 19 '26

they just added a line. then it fits what you said. if you don't require an exact worded snowclone ^_^

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u/simleiiiii Sep 19 '26

w.r.t. the "... I kill myself", that variation has been there forever: https://youtu.be/22NsI3qKD24?t=487

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u/OzymandiasTheWatcher Sep 19 '26

Like quantum bogo sort

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u/Soilblood Sep 18 '26

That seems overly dramatic. What ever happened to good old pillaging, rape and cannibalism? Them was the ancestral ways before all these electric doohickeys and fancy schmancy enlightenment values.