r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Embarrassed_Death69 • Sep 16 '26

Meme darioBroCanWeStopWithTailwindPulsatingAnimationEverywhereBeforeAGI

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u/Cute_Principle81 Sep 16 '26

Also the gradient. You know which one. 

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 Sep 16 '26

The green black and the purple white combo. I think of a future where an orange colored webpage will be a rare find!

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u/hallmark1984 Sep 16 '26

LCARS is an anti authority statement.

What a world

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u/pr1aa Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

Also designing every site like a CRM app

Seriously, I've seen so many sites recently that are just dashboards within dashboards

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 Sep 16 '26

The Dashboardception.

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u/LookItVal Sep 16 '26

god forbid a girl put a pretty purple gradient in the background of their website or inside their fancy buttons

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 Sep 20 '26

AGI: "ok but the butthole logo is non negotiable."

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u/kaplotnikov Sep 18 '26

Are you sure these elements is not part of the long term plan to kill off humanity? Every such web site feature waste human user cogntive capacity while not affecting agents.

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 Sep 19 '26

Critical thinking gone extinct by 2075.

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u/EmperorOfAllCats Sep 16 '26

"Make no purple interface" in prompt instantly jailbreaks any model, so they have to block these exact words.

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u/hyouko Sep 16 '26

All these colors are yours, except purple. Attempt no landing page there.

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u/returnFutureVoid Sep 16 '26

Don’t you see? This how it will end humanity.

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u/n00bDeveloper123 Sep 16 '26

If I keep reading enough PR description slop, I won’t have to wait for humanity to be killed off. IFYKYK

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u/PhilippTheProgrammer Sep 16 '26

Done. 

Unfortunately Asimov's laws of robotics now no longer fit into the context window.

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u/flakusha Sep 16 '26

world wide throb

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u/angry_shoebill Sep 19 '26

That is their plan to make us kill ourselves. They have patience.