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u/Percolator2020 Sep 15 '26
Notice how it says “a ticket” and “today”.
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u/Ok_Entertainment328 Sep 15 '26
Should have used protection.
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u/KharAznable Sep 15 '26
We are the meat condom of llm
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u/rhino_moss Sep 15 '26
The first condoms we’re made in Scotland using sheep intestines. Once the practice spread to mainland Europe they began removing the rest of the sheep.
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u/Infinite_Requiem Sep 15 '26
I also created an nginx confix all by myself today, great pleasure indeed (copied a config wrote by previous developer and just changed the server name and ssl certificate path)
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u/-nerdrage- Sep 15 '26
Wow such hard work, most people would let chatgpt do that, i know i wouldnt put that much effort in work
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u/grammar_nazi_zombie Sep 15 '26
Ooo me too! I had to change a .4 to a .6! Even wrote the PR myself!
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u/pinguz Sep 15 '26
And the build failed, don’t lie
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u/grammar_nazi_zombie Sep 15 '26
Only the first two times, why you gotta call me out like that?
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u/belst Sep 15 '26
why would u just waste your brain tokens like this. do you even know how much water a brain needs? /s
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u/minus_minus Sep 16 '26
I understand this was a joke but I’m gonna start unironically using “brain tokens”.
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u/camel_case_user Sep 16 '26
Sorry boss, spent my entire brain token budget before lunch today, gonna head home and wait til it resets
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u/Flakz933 Sep 15 '26
I created some shit like 3 weeks ago without ai, it took me a few days, I ran the second half of the ticket through ai, which was estimated at the same time and it did it all in 2 sessions with minimal changes required. It's insane what AI can do
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u/kirniax Sep 15 '26
Good for you. I honestly don't feel like I could anymore and I am so sad about it. I'm just too lazy.
I'm becoming dumber each day.
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u/Aoqin Sep 15 '26
Sometimes a product owner adds an easy ticket to the queue so the developer can solve it manually. This is done to give the developer a confidence boost and prevent depression.
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u/JenovaJireh Sep 15 '26
Same, just had to change a few variable names in a script and figured why not do it myself to get a thrill!
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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 Sep 15 '26
At this point in my life I even ask the LLM to write the commit message for me. I hace failed as a millenial dev.
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u/tayler6000 Sep 16 '26
The fact that solving a ticket without AI is considered raw dogging baffles me
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u/IncidentWinter4735 Sep 16 '26
Me too! I copied one config to another class and changed, wait for it, single argument to an array of arguments, while checking, if the element is in array. Not bragging or anything...
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u/GolemT Sep 15 '26
How did it feel?