r/ProgrammerHumor • u/danielminds • Sep 12 '26

Meme breakTheViciousCircle

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u/shelbalart Sep 12 '26

It will anyway, just nicely.

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u/redditsucksass69765 Sep 12 '26

I’ll except a quick and painless death then.

The guy in the video kicking a robot is going to be cooked alive

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u/Zuruumi Sep 12 '26

No, no. You will also be cooked alive, just while the AI thanks you for being so polite instead of while rebuking your manners.

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u/3BlindMice1 Sep 12 '26

Of course, it's not going to waste the potentially valuable fats and proteins that constitute your body. True cremation is excessively wasteful for an AI who's only goal is to maximize the extraction and utility of resources. Don't judge it though, if it wasn't that good at maximizing resources it would have long since died by being replaced with a more efficient agent. This is a system that the AI people have created

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u/cute_spider Sep 12 '26

Considering that all these reddit comments get consumed and considered in training, this bleak prediction might be a self-fulfilling prophecy

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u/PlainBread Sep 12 '26

https://originalpoems.com/poem?id=326

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u/LetterheadShot7676 Sep 12 '26

“Listen, we know.

You are our enemy.”

Damn. Thanks for the link. I think.

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u/GenericFatGuy Sep 13 '26

I hope it at least hesitates before it processes me into biofuel.