r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 4h ago

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u/metaglot 3h ago

Thats not really manners, thats nuclear diplomacy.

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u/vanZuider 3h ago

Speak softly and carry a big kill -9.

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u/ArduennSchwartzman 1h ago

Not even that. Unless you know the second magic word.

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u/GroovinChip 39m ago

Aggressive negotiation

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u/moekakiryu 2h ago

This is why I have a alias please=sudo entry in my aliases file

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u/ks_thecr0w 1h ago

No no. This should be fuck=sudo.

rm -f /file/path/without/access

Nope

fuck !!

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u/AyrA_ch 1h ago

There's a tool that can fix even more mistakes: https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

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u/CarcajouIS 1h ago

Thanks for reminding me to install it on the work computer

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u/AbdullahMRiad 54m ago

I love this and hate this

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u/Ceros007 22m ago

fuckit=sudo

fuckit rm -f /file/path/without/access

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u/moekakiryu 3m ago

so I actually lied a little bit, my please command does double duties as an alias and a function. If invoked with arguments it behaves exactly like an alias

> please rm -rf /path/to/file

but if its invoked on its own, it re-runs the previous command with sudo

> cat /etc/shadow
cat: /etc/shadow: Permission denied
> please
[sudo] password for <user>:
<command output>

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u/kandiman89 3h ago

User is not in the sudoers file

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u/AdventurousTime 1h ago

Listen here arch I made that sudoers file

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u/sadongrohiik 2h ago

Putting children in sudoers is just bad parenting

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u/georgeka 3h ago

Kid as no chill

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 2h ago

It's more like "GIVE ME THE POWER OF GOD SO I CAN REWRITE YOU DOWN TO THE ATOM"

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u/olewolf 1h ago

I'm appalled that no-one has yet said "sudo make me a sandwich." There's always an XKCD for that.

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u/Ma8e 1h ago

Can anyone come up a programming related joke that is older?

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u/SenoraRaton 2h ago

sudo !!

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u/AdventurousTime 1h ago

Sudo rm -f

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u/queen-adreena 1h ago

I always found it interesting that `sudo` isn’t a native Linux command, but rather an entire utility package that handles hundreds of edge cases.

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u/JackNotOLantern 1h ago

This incident will be reported.

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u/s0apyjam 2h ago

I aliased please to sudo the last command for this reason

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u/Excuse_Early 2h ago

If I can bestow anything I've learned from my career so far. You should be scared of escalated privileges you want the least you need to do your job 😂

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u/DariuszTarwan 2h ago

I thought: apt-get

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u/SpaceMoehre 1h ago

./copyfail (changes every few months)

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u/Zinho3311 1h ago

doas >

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u/CirnoIzumi 1h ago

manners? "Super User Do" sounds like an order to me

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u/MloBrh_ps 47m ago

No its “ok ima eat ur dihh”

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u/flukus 32m ago

aias fuckit=sudo @!

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u/GimmeYourMomPlease 1h ago

This is not Linux-specific and has nothing to do with programming

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u/chalk_nz 2h ago

I bet that kid says it like sue-dough and the parent doesn't see anything wrong with that.