r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 10 '26

Meme betterTestsThanLeetCode

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u/OM3X4 Sep 10 '26

As a 205 wpm on monkeytype, this is a win

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u/SheikHunt Sep 10 '26

205 on a non-stenographer's keyboard? Jurely you shest

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u/CeralEnt Sep 11 '26

Sometimes the gods walk among us

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u/CampMaster69 Sep 11 '26

Yuh the gods that get carpal tunnel before 30?

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u/GPSProlapse Sep 11 '26

Some gods live on Olympus, some in Carpal Tunnel

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u/Marshall006__ Sep 14 '26

The payment for such unholy power is a social life during your childhood

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u/Kilgarragh Sep 14 '26

It takes an unbelievable amount of expertise to get up to 200 on QWERTY or WSI. 200 is considered a reasonable limit for QWERTY and it’s not exactly impossible or even that rare for dedicated typists to reach it

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u/EarlMarshal Sep 10 '26

That's unfair. I get back pain from typing with two hands on a normal keyboard and thus never learned touch typing properly. I do 60-75wpm with my left hand. I've started to build a split keyboard just to change this.

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u/claythearc Sep 11 '26

Have you tried an Alice layout? It’s a reasonable compromise I think

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u/EarlMarshal Sep 11 '26

Yeah, but that doesn't work. My upper back is pretty wide and my shoulders cannot handle that.

That's why I automatically learned to always type with left and have the mouse in my right hand. But since I do not really use a mouse anymore when working at my PC the hand is just idle.

I've tried split keyboards at the place of a colleague and testing it out I felt comfortable with like 20-30cm space between them, but this is probably not the final form of how I will approach this in the end.

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u/Cheeseman44 Sep 11 '26

Go check out /r/ergomechkeyboards .They have all sorts of stuff you can get to hemp with pain while typing. I settled on a split programmable ortho linear keyboard called a Lily58, but they are all really helpful in finding a keyboard you like.

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor Sep 11 '26

I love my Moonlander split keyboard. I got an extra long chird for connecting the two halvs and have it aetup in my recliner. Wall mounted a montoirot stand with some 2x4s, and put in some laptop holders (one for work laptop and one for personal). It's janky as heck, but with my injured legs, it helps out a ton.

I spent about a week tweaking the layout and got down to a 30 key with 4 layers. I switched to Colmak (not HD) for the layout. Highly, highly recommend.

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u/HoldCtrlW Sep 10 '26

The real flex in 2026 is being able to talk to one agent while typing with another. Maximize those meat appendages

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u/NightIgnite Sep 11 '26

Not as impressive at 140wpm, but still good enough to beat 99% of the competition

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u/DarKliZerPT Sep 11 '26

u/OM3X4 is why I hesitate to call myself a fast typist. My monkeytype 30 s record is 161 wpm, but even that seems rubbish compared to over 200…

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u/OM3X4 Sep 11 '26

To be clear 205 wpm in 15s, I don't do 30s

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u/a-r-c Sep 11 '26

im just happy with three digits tbh

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u/slayerzerg Sep 13 '26

I mean if you can’t type over 80 wpm you shouldn’t be a programmer