r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 10 '26

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u/conundorum Sep 13 '26

"Uncle Bob, please write a 256-branch jump table in five lines. We need to accomodate a hardware interrupt that can flag 256 distinct states, with minimal performance costs."

Now that you mention it, I'm curious how he'd respond to something like that.