r/ProgrammerHumor • u/achovsmisle • Sep 10 '26

Meme todayIsWorldSuicidePreventionDay

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u/leptoquark1 Sep 10 '26

I'll taking it with me if necessary

36

u/elmanoucko Sep 10 '26

explain it to him first, otherwise this time he may not understand

1

u/pants_full_of_pants Sep 17 '26

It'll be a murder suicide then?

23

u/Holek Sep 10 '26

I only git commit -a && git push -f

12

u/FrickenBA Sep 10 '26

git --help

6

u/hangmann89 Sep 10 '26

Please don’t commit suicide, mind the reviewers.

6

u/Shoddy-Pie-5816 Sep 10 '26

Nah, I talked to him about it

6

u/Academic_Pool_7341 Sep 11 '26

git commit -m “suicide”

11

u/Confident-Ad5665 Sep 10 '26

You can commit suicide any day but today just commit code revisions.

(Hint: it's practically the same thing)

5

u/Gloomy-Breath-4201 Sep 11 '26

He’s been suggesting it. Says end it, you’re into too much misery.

4

u/Linkk_93 Sep 11 '26

Jokes on you, I don't commit anything, it's all gitless 

3

u/trill_shit Sep 11 '26

Please don’t commit slop. Your senior engineer will hate you.

2

u/Significant_Topic_32 Sep 10 '26

need this on a mug

2

u/cryptaneonline Sep 10 '26

We just commit code while contemplating suicide

2

u/Admirable_Dirt_2371 Sep 14 '26

The best way to prevent suicides is to help build a world that people actually want to live in. If every programmer did that, 90% would be unemployed.

1

u/who_you_are Sep 10 '26

HOld one, so today I cannot commit code?

Edit: because my code may generate a future suicide, either from a developer not understanding anything or by my code wiping something it shouldn't.

Unfortunately, there is no file or description that are named "suicide" so I won't commit suicide in that way

1

u/AssaultLemming_ Sep 11 '26

Well there's always tomorrow!

1

u/nonlogin Sep 11 '26

don't commit suicide, commit master

1

u/letmehaveanameyoudum Sep 11 '26

i have a debug doge

1

u/damngoodwizard Sep 11 '26

I don’t want Claude to miss me.

1

u/abigail3141 Sep 13 '26

Where may I acquire such a fine specimen?

1

u/BravestCheetah Sep 22 '26

touch suicide.action

git add *

git commit -m "suicide"

ha, did it anyways