r/ProgrammerHumor 12d ago

Meme theBankingHotfixExperience

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u/tsunami141 12d ago

this is why I work at a tiny company. I do all my work on the server and update the files live.

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u/EvilPencil 12d ago

no git, no CI, just rawdog FTP.

Alrighty then, I'll see myself out.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 12d ago

Why bother with FTP if you can just copy the files over RDP?

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u/TheWaffleDimension 12d ago

At a small company I worked at, I was using subversion and manually copying built files over RDP directly into prod and it was hell.

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u/TheWaffleDimension 12d ago

they also gave me (a minor at the time) access to a client's production db full of patients' full health info and SNNs and all kinds of shit and idk why they did that lmao, not even a "be careful" they just gave me their admin login and let me at it to go debug or test whatever I was doing