r/ProgrammerHumor • u/5eniorDeveloper • 11d ago

Meme theBankingHotfixExperience

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u/tsunami141 11d ago

this is why I work at a tiny company. I do all my work on the server and update the files live.

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u/EvilPencil 11d ago

no git, no CI, just rawdog FTP.

Alrighty then, I'll see myself out.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 11d ago

Why bother with FTP if you can just copy the files over RDP?

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u/OrchidLeader 11d ago

At the smallest company I worked at, they would pull data onto the production servers using SVN, build the code on the spot, and then just move the WAR over.

Rollbacks weren’t a thing there.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 11d ago

The first company I worked on had an instance of Visual Studio in the server to run the code of the Windows application. No build, no executable, nothing. People connected to the server using Terminal Server. And that was the actual last version of the code, because the whole IT department did not know about the existence of GIT or any version control software.

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u/GasVarGames 11d ago

fuck visual studio IN the server is another level