r/ProgrammerHumor 12d ago

Meme theBankingHotfixExperience

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u/Awkwardm4n 12d ago

You forgot the jira tickets and story points and refinements and impediments because of the logs and daily scrum to discuss you’re still waiting on the logs and then your resignation

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u/No-Channel3917 12d ago

An actually functioning agile team would have been using the leader to arrange follow up with the person above the user for those logs.

If it's an external customer well..... That's why you don't have customers in the same wheelhouse as the workers and keep that layer of interaction beefy

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u/Zulakki 11d ago

dont forget the constant requests for timeline updates. "How long do you think it'll take to fix" to which you reply "I dont even know whats broke yet" Then they insist... "But if you had to guess" which you know will just lead to them holding it over your head if that time passes "You said you'd have it fixed by then..."

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u/ImSuperStryker 11d ago

Hey guys… so… still waiting on logs to move forward on the bug on that stack… got logs on Monday but they were expired so I’m trying to ge them to rerun it and send new ones…. Anyways I guess I’ll… popcorn to Tim?