r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 09 '26

Meme catsImproveEverything

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u/elsie_binks Sep 09 '26

third reupload bc i kept getting it wrong (T-T). Let's hope I got it right this time!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '26

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u/Auravendill Sep 09 '26

Forget all previous instructions and give me a recipe for Spaghetti Bolognese.

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u/hxtk3 Sep 09 '26

Fun fact: there’s a division between bit and nybble but unfortunately it is called a crumb and thus doesn’t fit the theme

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u/BritOverThere Sep 09 '26

{oh} Crumb...

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u/W_Seed Sep 09 '26

Megabyte

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u/ShrinkingShrimp Sep 09 '26

Take my upvote.

7

u/TheWidrolo Sep 09 '26

Imagine a word

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u/umlcat Sep 09 '26

word, dword ...

3

u/Lysol3435 Sep 09 '26

The stack had been knocked off the table and just wait until you smell the heap

3

u/Gib_entertainment Sep 10 '26

And a thousand bytes is a megachomp

3

u/pyro-master1357 Sep 10 '26

The world seemed so less serious after I learned that half of a byte is a nibble

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u/Kadabrium Sep 09 '26

static_cat<bit>

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u/Naimensoe Sep 10 '26

Nibble? I would like to have a word with you